Thing ONE & Thing TWO

Here We Come World
Thing ONE & Thing TWO
(Dedicated with Thanks To Aunt Erin who bought us our Favorite Onsies)



I am thing One
And I am thing Two
together we're adorable
far more so than you.

We're more than a hand full
we keep you on your toes
Oh, what trouble we get into,
heaven only knows.


Thing one, now that's me
Oh what a way to begin
I am cuddly and snuggly
the Little Munchkin is in.

I am squealy and screamy
Oh, what stories I can tell.
I sing and I hum
and oh boy can I yell.

Now it’s me Thing Two
And I have the dizzle
I am squirmy and bouncy
I gotta wiggle and jizzle.

I may be a peanut
In size that is true
But I’m strong and I’m tough
Let’s race, I’ll beat you.

Boy oh boy
Messy boys are we
Lets chew and lets drool
Grabbing everything we see.

We roll and We tumble
We smile and We giggle
So excited and happy
We can’t contain our jiggle.

Just put us together
And the fun never stops
Forget all the rest
Cuz it's us who’s the tops.

For you one plus two
Oh you may think it's three
But THING one plus THING two
Oh so much more we will be.